Angry Boss Picture Story.

Hi!  I'm Jake!

Today I went to the store.
I saw this grumpy, thick-necked, bald dude.
 I think he was the manager.

I took a couple pictures of him when he wasn't looking. 

 Thickneck McBaldy yelled at his employees.
He seemed unhappy about something they were doing-
or maybe he was just unhappy about his life in general.

I totally want to get this haircut.
If I do, I am going to frown a lot.

The oral of this story is don't frown a lot in public.  Life's too short- and I might take your picture.

Bye! I'm Jake!

Spanky & The Butterfly!

Title: Spanky & The Butterfly 051009
Media: Acrylics on Wood
Date: 05/10/09

Dimensions: 1'8" x 6"
Price: NOT FOR SALE!

Hi!  I'm Jake!

Besides doing stand-up comedy for a living, I also paint pictures. Occasionally, I'll actually make something thoughtful.

Spanky & The Butterfly 051009
My parents have a cat named Spanky.  It hunts down moths for sport. It's pretty cute.

I gave this painting to my mom for Mother's Day- so you can't have it!

I named this painting Spanky & The Butterfly because Spanky & The Moth sounds a little too ominous for a Mother's Day painting.

Thanks,
Bye!  I'm Jake!