Jake's Archived Video- Lost Package

Hi! I'm Jake!

Comedian Jake Sharon 12.07.2004
Comedy Works, Denver, CO
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Exactly ten years and ten days ago, on December 7th, 2004, I performed a magical set at Denver's Comedy Works. Also, because I am a comedian, I wore a striped shirt.

Because it was the holiday season, I did not joke about anything holiday related. I told stories of ElimiDate, poop, Blockbuster Video, and the United Parcel Service.

Here is a video of that magical set, a Christmas gift to you.

Oprah is a biter

Hi!  I'm Jake! 

Happy Halloween! It's time for a poem about a black cat. This one is called Oprah Is A Biter!

To the right, you'll see a picture of Oprah.  To the right of that, you'll see the edge of your screen.  To the right of that, you'll see whatever is in your apartment, home, office, or bathroom.  If your place is messy, clean that shit up.  It's like Einstein says “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then shove it in your bhole."

Below, you'll see a poem called Oprah Is A Biter!

My review of Hyena's Comedy Nightclub

Hi!  I'm Jake!

So, awhile ago, I wrote some facebook feedback about Hyena's, a comedy club I perform at in Dallas Texas. I kind of forgot about it until I got a notification that somebody commented what I wrote.

I am posting this review on my website though because- as Rian Jones, Lea Young, and Sarah Goza will tell you- with proper feedback, we can make a difference!