Pig Pics Religion

Hi!  I'm Jake!

Where are you on the religious scale?  Use the following Pig Pics to find out.

WARNING!


Pig Pics are crude.  If you keep reading this blog entry, you will see crudely drawn animals doing crudely inappropriate things.  Instead of reading this entry and viewing this garbage, go do something else.
If you disregard this warning, and then get mad at these pictures, then that is because you don't know how warnings work.  Warnings mean stay away!
Enough oinking. Enjoy the following Pig Pics.

Pigtail Man

Hi!  I'm Jake!

I put on my pigtails and went for a drive.  Naturally, I wrote a poem about it- and turned that into a music video. 

Below are the Pigtail Man poem and the Pigtail Man music video. 

Postcards to Grandma

My grandma, Elsie, age 97
Hi!  I'm Jake!

MY FAVORITE PEN PAL EVER


My grandma is 97.  I love her.  I used to write her every month. Sometimes, I'd write her more than once a month.  As soon as I got her response, I would write her right back!

The past couple years I moved, fell in love, got married, and got sidetracked.  So, I have written less frequently. Plus, the past couple years, her health has declined significantly.  So she has written less frequently.

On March 24th, I decided to write her everyday for the rest of her life.

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