5 Things Lonely People Can Do To Enjoy Christmas

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December is a special time of year.  We celebrate many holidays. We reconnect with  family and friends. We go to corporate comedy shows our companies give us as a "reward" for your good service. The suicide rate in America is at its highest.  

Don't get the winter blues.  Stay happy.  Enjoy Christmas cheer. Celebrate Hanukah tradition. Sing Kwanza Christmas carols.  To keep your blues away and feel happy and gay, here are 5 things lonely people can do to enjoy Christmas!

Jake's Archived Video- Lost Package

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Comedian Jake Sharon 12.07.2004
Comedy Works, Denver, CO
This is a fairly symmetrical picture.
Exactly ten years and ten days ago, on December 7th, 2004, I performed a magical set at Denver's Comedy Works. Also, because I am a comedian, I wore a striped shirt.

Because it was the holiday season, I did not joke about anything holiday related. I told stories of ElimiDate, poop, Blockbuster Video, and the United Parcel Service.

Here is a video of that magical set, a Christmas gift to you.

Oprah is a biter

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Happy Halloween! It's time for a poem about a black cat. This one is called Oprah Is A Biter!

To the right, you'll see a picture of Oprah.  To the right of that, you'll see the edge of your screen.  To the right of that, you'll see whatever is in your apartment, home, office, or bathroom.  If your place is messy, clean that shit up.  It's like Einstein says “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then shove it in your bhole."

Below, you'll see a poem called Oprah Is A Biter!