Pig Pics Celebration 4!

Hola. ¡Soy Jake!

I like drawing horrible things that pigs, clowns and other animals do and sending them to people on their birthdays.  That's the main reason I keep my Facebook account open.  That, and to block people.  Otherwise, Facebook is just a police database with ads.  But, if you are looking at this link, that means either you are celebrating a birthday or some other event,  and I posted a link on your Facebook profile. Or, you Googled pig penises and this was at the top of the search and my search engine optimization is doing great!  Either way, this whole post is awful.  Below is a warning.


Pig Pics are crude.  If you keep reading this blog entry, you will see crudely drawn animals doing crudely inappropriate things.  Instead of reading this entry and viewing this garbage, go do something else.
If you disregard this warning, and then get mad at these pictures, then that is because you don't know how warnings work.  Warnings mean stay away!
Enough oinking. Enjoy the following Pig Pics.

Under Promise Over Deliver

Hi!  I'm Jake!

A lot is going on. A truck ran over people in France. Trump hasn't picked his Vice President.  Brazil is getting ready to infect everybody with the Zika virus. After all these years, Octomom's cooch finally healed up.

So, today,  let's focus on business strategy.

5 Cheap Fathers Day Presents To Honor Your Dad

Hi! I'm Jake!

Father's Day is coming up quick.  In fact, it's tomorrow. And you forgot to get him a present! That sucks.  He has sacrificed so much for you. For example, you never experienced having to watch your childbirth. Gross! It was just awful. It looked like popping a giant zit- but with more blood and yelling.

Assuming your dad stuck around to raise you, you owe him. So get him a present quick!

Happy Father's Day!
Print out this card and give it to your dad!

If you have five minutes to break away from all your selfish activities, below are 5 Cheap Father's Day Presents to Honor Your Dad: