What's that naked man doing outside your house?

Elliot Woolsey 3: Crappy New Mexico Audience Members

Elliot Woolsey
Used to be Jake Sharon's roommate.
Now he makes better choices.

THE BATTERY PODCAST EPISODE 125

POSITIVE:

Jake talks about a positive: Spring flowers are blooming!  Jake also finds a huge negative about that.



SUNSHINY FRIEND:

This week's Sunshiny Friend is Denver comedian, Elliot Woolsey.  Less than a year into his comedy career he was a finalist in the Great American Comedy Festival.  Elliot got the biggest feather in his cap in 2012 when he beat a talented field of 144 local comedians to win the prestigious Comedy Works New Faces Contest. Since then Elliot has gone pro and now tours clubs and colleges all over the country, opening for great comedians like Nick Thune, T.J. Miller, and David Alan Grier. He has also appeared on the prestigious The Battery Podcast several times.

In this episode, Elliot and Jake talk about a table full of horrible audience members at a show in New Mexico. Just when life is looking good, in walks a pack of dufuses.

Pig Pics Celebration 3!

Hi! I'm Jake!
It has been awhile since I have posted a #pigpics entry here at jakeisfantastic.com.  I was too busy ruining people's birthdays.  But since I have today off, here is another display of immaturity. Please don't read this.  Your mom is crying.

WARNING!

Pig Pics are crude.  If you keep reading this blog entry, you will see crudely drawn animals doing crudely inappropriate things.  Instead of reading this entry and viewing this garbage, go do something else.
If you disregard this warning, and then get mad at these pictures, then that is because you don't know how warnings work.  Warnings mean stay away!
Enough oinking. Enjoy the following Pig Pics.

Ryan Cownie 3: Nobody Trusts Dentists or Japan

Ryan Cownie on The Battery Podcast
episode 124

THE BATTERY PODCAST EPISODE 124

NEGATIVE:

Jake talks about a negative, Riding The Bus!

SUNSHINY FRIEND:

This week's Sunshiny Friend is Austin comedian, Funniest Person In Austin winner, Ryan Cownie.  Ryan is a nanny. Also, in this episode, he says "Nobody trusts Japan."  Or maybe, comedian Jake sharon said that. Whatever. They talk about Japan and Dentists.



A CRAZY THING YOU CAN DO INSTEAD OF COMMITTING SUICIDE:

Jake shares "A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead Of Committing Suicide, "South By Sharon West."  Jake Sharon hates traffic, lines, and inconvenience. So he shares a pragmatic plan on how Austin locals can get through #SXSW - the Sharon way. 

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