5 Reasons Why Taco Cabana Needs A Door On The Handicapped Stall

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Callie and I needed 2 quesadillas. The Taco Cabana cashier, Benigno, charged us for 3 quesadillas. I do not like that.


THIS PART IS ABOUT THE SHADY TACO CABANA CASHIER:


Taco Cabana lady
is super shady.
Benigno told us our order was $20- for two quesadillas and two drinks!  Oh no!  

Benigno saw her error and ended up charging us only $14.70.  Great. Now I can afford a foam thumbs up hand for the next time I see Benigno. 

Benigno then gave me a receipt that said my order cost me $11.73 and that I got 20% off because of a military discount.  But I am not in the military and I had paid Benigno $14.70.  She said "That's ok. The drawer was off by $2 earlier.  So after you gave me your money, I added the military discount to balance the drawer."  Okay.  Fine.  That is a clever way to steal from the drawer, Benigno.  It's not the first time someone used the military to rip off somebody else. Isn't that right, Guam?

While waiting for my non-military-discounted quesadillas, naturally, I needed to pee.

I walked into the Taco Cabana bathroom and there was no door on the handicapped stall.  Not cool. 







5 REASONS WHY TACO CABANA NEEDS A DOOR ON THE HANDICAPPED STALL:


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