Besides blogging, working a day job, and rubbing my wife's feet, sometimes I write journal entries. Nobody wants to read a non-famous person's journal. So, here are four excerpts from my recent journal entries.
Also, I have included pictures that have nothing to do with my journal entries.
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| Shakespeare in the park. Comedian Jake Sharon standing in front of the Coriolanus sign Falls Park, Greenville, South Carolina. |
TUESDAY, 08/04/15 7:58A.M. EASTERN STANDARD TIME, GREENVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA
Callie told me after work she was supposed to go to 9 Round, a kickboxing workout gym where you do 30-minute workouts.
I looked weird just hanging out in my jeans, watching as a row of mostly ladies were jumproping and boxing, boobs flopping everywhere.
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| Eva, Dunkin Donuts cashier She wants me to call her. I don't think I will. |
WEDNESDAY, 08/05/15 7:52A.M. EASTERN STANDARD TIME, GREENVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA
Callie and I both need to do laundry. However, she does not want me to do her laundry.
Oprah is running around like crazy jumping up the walls then running some more. I think that means she is about to poop.
My hands hurt.
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| House O'Lantern Found at a business in West Asheville, North Carolina. House o'lanterns who cry and laugh simultaneously are unstable. Watch out. |
THURSDAY, 08/13/15 9:42 A.M. EASTERN STANDARD TIME, GREENVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA
I am running late to work because pooping took longer than expected. I should go now, but I wanted to tell you about the poop tardiness.
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| Oprah, mid-blink. You know how when you pause the TV you catch the actors making a dumb expression? Cats can look stupid too. |
THURSDAY, 08/20/15 6:16 A.M. EASTERN STANDARD TIME, GREENVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA
I just fed Oprah a handful of treats because she helped me kill a bug. She found it for me. Then I repeatedly smashed it with a tea candle. |
| The Greenville Sharons had their first minor league date night. All I'm saying is one thing led to another and afterwords, there were fireworks. |
Bye! I'm Jake!
