Pig Pics Celebration 4!

Hola. ¡Soy Jake!

I like drawing horrible things that pigs, clowns and other animals do and sending them to people on their birthdays.  That's the main reason I keep my Facebook account open.  That, and to block people.  Otherwise, Facebook is just a police database with ads.  But, if you are looking at this link, that means either you are celebrating a birthday or some other event,  and I posted a link on your Facebook profile. Or, you Googled pig penises and this was at the top of the search and my search engine optimization is doing great!  Either way, this whole post is awful.  Below is a warning.

WARNING!

Pig Pics are crude.  If you keep reading this blog entry, you will see crudely drawn animals doing crudely inappropriate things.  Instead of reading this entry and viewing this garbage, go do something else.
If you disregard this warning, and then get mad at these pictures, then that is because you don't know how warnings work.  Warnings mean stay away!
Enough oinking. Enjoy the following Pig Pics.
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Sometimes people get #pigpics to celebrate their weddings. Sometimes they get #pigpics to celebrate getting a bunch of free stuff from their Aunt Grode's last will and testament.  Most of the Pig Pics featured in this entry are celebrating people's birthdays.

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Chet got the second draft of his #pigpic. The first draft was horrible.

NAME: 
Chet Wild

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR: 
“Anything with Phil Collins."

THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
TITLE: Phil Collins #2
MEDIUM: Marker on Legal Pad
PRICE: free



This was the first draft of the Phil Collins Pig Pic.

NAME: 
Chet Wild

WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR: 
“Anything with Phil Collins."

THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
I forgot to send it.  Then, apparently, I was going to send it to Gene.  Not sure what happened to it.

TITLE: Phil Collins
MEDIUM: Marker on Legal Pad
PRICE: I have no idea where it is.




Dave wanted me to get a cease and desist.

NAME: 
Dave Justus


WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:

Birthday

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"I’m thinking a ‘Captain America: Civil War’ theme would be pretty keen. I leave it up to you whether you’re #TeamCap, #TeamIronMan, or some other pork-flavored team altogether."

THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
TITLE: Capn PigMerca!
MEDIUM: Marker on Legal Pad
PRICE: Freedom




Demian also wanted a superhero. Have you noticed superheroes are popular these days?  I sure have!

NAME: 
Demian Osadchuk

WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"if you could do one that was superhero related, that would be awesome. Especially either with The Punisher or Captain America, since those are my favorites."

THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
TITLE: Superhero
MEDIUM: Marker  on Legal Pad
PRICE: Great responsibility


ADDITIONAL GIFTS SENT:

TITLE: Letter to Demian
MEDIUM: Ink  on Random Garbage
PRICE: You have to throw this out instead of me.



TITLE: Comedian Virginia Jones's business card
MEDIUM: Ink on Cardstock
PRICE: Virginia is really funny. Please review her website for tour dates.



Angela Renee also wanted a superhero!

NAME: 
Angela Renee Ford

WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"You’re awesome… please make me a super hero pig pic??? "

THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
TITLE: Super Ding Dong!
MEDIUM: Marker  on Legal Pad
PRICE: Splish splash!




Jeremy used his birthday time to think about voting.

NAME: 
Voting for Trump

WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Could you do something along the lines of a pig voting?"

THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
TITLE: Voting for Trump
MEDIUM: Marker on Legal Pad
PRICE: Blowing up the Earth

ADDITIONAL GIFTS SENT:
TITLE: Vanessa Gonzalez's Business Card
MEDIUM: Ink on Cardstock
PRICE: 15¢




Jason has an appetite for shopping!

NAME: 
Jason Vines

WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"a PigPic of zombie pigs eating people bacon at Highland Mall!"

THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
TITLE: ZombiePigPics
MEDIUM: Marker on Legal Pad
PRICE: The cost of doing business.



ADDITIONAL GIFTS SENT:
TITLE: Comedian Mike Wally Walter's business card
MEDIUM: Ink on Cardstock
PRICE: Tickets on sale now!

TITLE: Back side of Mike Wally Walter's business card
MEDIUM: Ink on Cardstock
PRICE: Time


Tessa also wanted a zombie.

NAME: 
Tessa Fritzler

WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
I can’t remember. But I know I sent them a zombie.

THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
TITLE: Zombies Pigs Eating Bacon!
MEDIUM: Marker  on Legal Pad
PRICE: Christmas is every day if it is in your hearts.

ADDITIONAL GIFTS SENT:


TITLE: David Tobey, Stand-up comedian's business card
MEDIUM: A picture of a road on Cardstock

THEIR RESPONSE:
"I got my drawing from Jake Sharon today. ;) love it, my kind of dark sense of humor."




Olek got a new lady!  Hope that is still going on!

NAME: 
Olek Szewczyk (and Rachel)

WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
In a relationship/ not lonely!

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
Olek's lady, Rachel asked for "a pig pic. Preferably cooking up some bacon, while wearing a dress." 

THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
TITLE: Thumbs Up Bacon
MEDIUM: Marker  on Legal Pad
PRICE: Somebody has to bring home the bacon!

NOTE:
The difference between zombies and cannibals is if a cannibal bites you, you don't suddenly start biting other people- except maybe the cannibal. But that's just because you are trying to get away and they have probably tied you up or something.



An Young is into pigs getting bent.

NAME: 
Koalas Poopin Yoga

WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"koalas instead of pigs… and have them doing yoga!"

THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
TITLE: Koalas Poopin Yoga!
MEDIUM: Marker on Legal Pad
PRICE: One piece of mind

ADDITIONAL GIFTS SENT:
TITLE: A scrap of paper
MEDIUM: Marker on a scrap of paper
PRICE: I threw out some trash!

TITLE: Comedian/ Poet/ Model/ Actor/ Public Speaker/ Obgyn Kelechi Jaavaid's business card
MEDIUM: Ink on Cardstock
PRICE: KJay says "Wal-Mark" sometimes.




Music is art*.  This pig pic is about music, so at least it's about art. 

NAME: 
Kristin Lepoidevin

WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"How about a dubstep pig pic? Skrillex is my favorite"

THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
TITLE: Dubstep Pigpics
MEDIUM: Marker  on Legal Pad
PRICE: I turned a cloud into a butt!  Yes!

ADDITIONAL GIFTS SENT:

TITLE: A note scribbled on the back of comedian Myke Herlihy's business card.
MEDIUM: Ink  on Cardstock
PRICE: Please check out Myke's website.  He's amazing.  So are his fire wallets.




Charlie says I'm in charge. Also, I forgot to send him one in 2014, so I sent him two.

NAME: 
Charles Parrott

WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"I want you to pick the pig"

THE FIRST #PIGPIC I SENT:
TITLE: Pig Boy Pig
MEDIUM: Marker  on Legal Pad
PRICE: 2 for the price of 1!


THE SECOND #PIGPIC I SENT:
TITLE: Kitty Basket 1
MEDIUM: Marker  on Legal Pad
PRICE: You can't unsee this.


Not everybody is a fan of Pig Pics.

NAME: 
Bryan Gutmann

WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Oh wow! Thanks but absolutely no thanks!"

MY RESPONSE:
"Good Call"





NAME: 
Nick Turner

WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!

THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Blocked"

MY RESPONSE:
"Cool!  I can make that for you!  What is your address?"





NAME: 
Cap City Comedy Club Twitter account.
WHAT THEY ASKED FOR:

MY RESPONSE:
I quit using their return address.




In closing:

Just in case anybody's pig pics get returned due to postal errors, please let me know if I can use your personal address as my return address.  

Gracias!
Adios! ¡Soy Jake!


*Not all music is art


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