Hi! I'm Jake!
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| Today I went to the store. I saw this grumpy, thick-necked, bald dude. I think he was the manager. |
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| I took a couple pictures of him when he wasn't looking. |
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| Thickneck McBaldy yelled at his employees. He seemed unhappy about something they were doing- or maybe he was just unhappy about his life in general. |
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| I totally want to get this haircut. If I do, I am going to frown a lot. |
The oral of this story is don't frown a lot in public. Life's too short- and I might take your picture.
