Hi! I'm Jake!I love Austin Texas's The Institution Theater (TIT). That is where Callie and I mainly do our improv and that is where I met Tom Booker. Tom is a super funny guy, TIT's owner, and a former Home Depot employee.
After Tom quit working at Home Depot, he took a picture holding a chainsaw. I have since been photoshopping Chainsaw Tom into all kinds of inappropriate pictures!
I GOT IN TROUBLE TODAY:
I just got a phone call from my wife. She took time out of her work day to tell me I need to stop making Tom Booker photos and get back to work.
She is totally right too. I have a never-ending to do list! I am gearing up for The Wedding AlBUM CD/DVD recording.
HERE IS WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING TODAY:
- the dishes.
- contacting comedy clubs to get more gigs for my May North Carolina Tour.
- showering.
- feeding the cat.
- listening to my sets to see if there are any last-minute stories I want to add to (or subtract from) The Wedding AlBUM (recording at The Institution Theater March 28-29)!!! Woohoo!
- lunch.
- going over my set list for The Wedding AlBUM.
- brushing my teeth.
- getting more backers for The Wedding AlBUM Kickstarter project. Hint: help me Kickstart The Wedding AlBUM so I can get back out of The Doghouse!
HERE IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING ALL DAY:
- paying the rent a day late.
- making Tom Booker photos.
- making Tom Booker photos.
- making Tom Booker photos.
- thinking about calling the restaurant that gave us diarrhea yesterday and complaining so we get a discount next time we go back.
- making Tom Booker photos.
- blogging about Pig Pics.
THE PHOTOS THAT GOT ME IN TROUBLE:
Here is the original Tom Booker Home Depot photo:
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| The day Tom quit his Home Depot job. |
I made this pic at The Institution Theater while talking with Tom! He had no idea what I was up to!
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| Cat scratch fever! |
This one is like Where's Waldo:
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| Jessica Williams is like "hey guys!" and stuff. |
I was trying to think of inappropriate places for a chainsaw. How about the hospital?
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| For a calm and professional baby delivery, come to Austin Texas's University Medical Center Brackenridge! |
I inserted Tom into these girl's- lives.
BTW, found these chicks on the internet. If you type 'girls on the internet,' this is the first pic you will find.
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| Girl time! Ermegerrd! |
Here are some friends of Callie's and mine. Chainsaws always enhance family photos!
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| Our friends, The Marshes We love them so much! |
I posted this on IMGur last week and a couple people left negative comments!
Here is a link to see what 2 dumb people said: http://imgur.com/Jjqwcgr |
| Home Depot: Hiring Soon! |
This isn't even the photo that got me in trouble today!
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| My wife is reading this book. Lots of twists! |
After I logged off my Hotmail, a Vanity Fair article popped up. Seem liked Paul needed a pal. After posting this photo online, I got an angry phone call. This is the photo that got me in trouble! WTF? Everybody loves Paul Rudd!
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| Tom Booker is underdressed for this Oscars pic! |
This next photo is not on facebook yet. Callie already knows what I have been doing today and I don't want to get in any more trouble! Do NOT tell her about it!
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| He's got the whole Booker in his hand! |
SUMMARY:
Ok. That is all the photos! I am working really hard now, Callie!
For those of you in the Austin area, come see me record The Wedding AlBUM at The Institution Theater March 28-29. When you buy your tickets on the The Institution Theater's website (click here), make sure to use the promo code, "jakeisfantastic." Your ticket will only cost $7!
For those of you not in Austin, you can ensure that you get a copy of The Wedding AlBUM by backing my Kickstarter Project (click here).
Bye! I'm Jake!
