530 AM

Title: 530 AM
Media: Acrylic, paper, wheat paste on masonite
Date: 01/31/09
Dimensions: 1'6" x 2'
Price: $50 plus shipping

 
Hi!  I'm Jake!

Besides doing stand-up comedy for a living, I also paint pictures. Fortunately for you, my art is as immature as my comedy.

530 AM
Due to stress, poverty, a poor diet, a heavy caffeine intake, bed bugs, and these inconsiderate gay jock neighbors who regularly yelled obscenities and beat each other up in the middle of the night, I used to have really bad insomnia.


I'd wake up in the middle of the night.  Then I couldn't fall back asleep- which pissed me off so bad it made it even harder to fall asleep!

So, instead of just breaking things like a normal person, I painted.  To the right, here is a picture of me freaking out at 530 a.m.  I call the painting 5:30 AM.

Thanks,
Bye!  I'm Jake!

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