Here is a collection of birthday pig pics. Lately I have been sending postcards. That way the postal workers can see the drawings too.
WARNING!
Pig Pics are crude. If you keep reading this blog entry, you will see crudely drawn animals doing crudely inappropriate things. Instead of reading this entry and viewing this garbage, go do something else.
Pig Pics are crude. If you keep reading this blog entry, you will see crudely drawn animals doing crudely inappropriate things. Instead of reading this entry and viewing this garbage, go do something else.
Sometimes people get #pigpics to celebrate their weddings. Sometimes they get #pigpics to celebrate getting a bunch of free stuff from their Aunt Bunt's last will and testament. Most of the Pig Pics featured in this entry are celebrating people's birthdays.
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Brad wanted a pigpic with cats.
NAME:
Brad Kanouff
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Let's go with something about cats, guitars and a birthday cake"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps when you give people exactly what they ask for, they realize what they want actually kind of sucks.
Brad wanted a pigpic with cats.
NAME:
Brad Kanouff
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Let's go with something about cats, guitars and a birthday cake"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps when you give people exactly what they ask for, they realize what they want actually kind of sucks.
Courtney wanted a horny horse.
NAME:
Courtney Cummins
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"I love the unicorn one!"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
"I love my bird!!! Thank you so much!!!"
Ryan wanted an old hope.
NAME:
Ryan Cortez
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Can I get a pig directing the original Star Wars?"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps the postal worker discarded it or kept it.
Courtney Cummins
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"I love the unicorn one!"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
"I love my bird!!! Thank you so much!!!"
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"I love the unicorn one!"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
"I love my bird!!! Thank you so much!!!"
Ryan wanted an old hope.
NAME:Ryan Cortez
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Can I get a pig directing the original Star Wars?"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps the postal worker discarded it or kept it.
Wendy also wanted space battles.
NAME:Wendy Maybury
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"STAR WARS PIG PIC!!"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps the postal worker was having a fight with their spouse that day so they just burnt all the mail and it never made it to Wendy Maybury. I hope you feel better, mystery spouse-fighting postal worker!
Olivia wanted a pigs with hats.
NAME:
Olivia West
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Pigs wearing various hats!!!"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
"Jake Sharon thanks for the most magical work of art!! 🐷"
Olivia West
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Pigs wearing various hats!!!"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
"Jake Sharon thanks for the most magical work of art!! 🐷"
Neeraj was DTF (down to fun).
NAME:Neeraj Srinivasan
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Surprise me. There are no wrong answers ha and thanks man!"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps the postal worker invaded Neeraj's home and is currently sitting on Neeraj. That would prevent Neeraj from responding to his postcard. Ha! And dial 911, man!
Tam wanted super justice.
NAME:
Tam Frager
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"How about a superhero pig pic causing mayhem for insurance folks. :)"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps the postal worker and Tam are on a date. Not a good time to write a thank you message.
Tam Frager
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"How about a superhero pig pic causing mayhem for insurance folks. :)"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps the postal worker and Tam are on a date. Not a good time to write a thank you message.
Jennifer asked for our country’s leadership.
NAME:
Jennifer Liester
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Thanks! Something presidential?"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps the current President heard about Jennifer's request for leadership so he deported her.
Jennifer Liester
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Thanks! Something presidential?"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps the current President heard about Jennifer's request for leadership so he deported her.
Patrick wanted some music.
NAME:Patrick O'Donnell
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"I want a pic of a pig playing an electric guitar badly."
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
"Thanks for the original artwork, Jake Sharon! Keep it weird, my man. #pigpics"
Patrick wanted big love.
Patrick Bauer
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"How about 3 little pigs gangbanging the big bad wolf? "
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
"I'm great! Just started smoking again and I'm no longer miserable. Also, got your pigpic! Baby mama is absolutely as good as the gangbang."
NAME:
NAME:
Cason Niles
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"I will gladly accept a pig pic. I don’t know which to choose so I’ll leave that up to your discretion."
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps Cason did not actually leave it up to my discretion. Now he is being discrete with his thank yous.
"How about 3 little pigs gangbanging the big bad wolf? "
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
"I'm great! Just started smoking again and I'm no longer miserable. Also, got your pigpic! Baby mama is absolutely as good as the gangbang."
Jo wanted a talk show host who has her own magazine and shares my cat's name.
NAME:
Jo Maraschino
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Well, since you have a cat named Oprah, how ‘bout a Pig Pic with Oprah Winfrey?"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps Oprah distracted Jo with an even better birthday present, like a free copy of Oprah's magazine. I heard Oprah was on the cover of that issue.
Cason trusted my judgment. Not smart.
Cason Niles
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"I will gladly accept a pig pic. I don’t know which to choose so I’ll leave that up to your discretion."
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
No response given. Not even a thank you. Perhaps Cason did not actually leave it up to my discretion. Now he is being discrete with his thank yous.
Angie wanted thumbs up bacon!
NAME:
Angie Sardiña-Fernández
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
Angie Sardiña-Fernández
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:
"Even though I am a vegetarian...THUMBS UP, BACON!!!"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
THEIR RESPONSE:
No response given. Not even a thank you. I misspelled birthday. So, I probably don't deserve a thank you. I did win my 8th grade spelling bee after all. So, I should be able to properly wish Angie a happy birthdad. Like her birth dad, I let her down.
"Even though I am a vegetarian...THUMBS UP, BACON!!!"
THE #PIGPIC I SENT:
No response given. Not even a thank you. I misspelled birthday. So, I probably don't deserve a thank you. I did win my 8th grade spelling bee after all. So, I should be able to properly wish Angie a happy birthdad. Like her birth dad, I let her down.
Celene wanted a scan.
NAME:
Celene Diamond
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:Celene: "HA! Thank you! Super Pig for the win! You can scan and post it here."
Me: "Cool. Where should I mail it?"
Celene: "I don't want it mailed. You can scan it and leave it here! thanks!"
Me: "You are welcome! However, the only way I send #PigPics is via USPS. Or, maybe I will try FedEx sometime. That could be like a premium service. Shipping via USPS is free. But FedEx would cost money. How much would you pay for that?"
Celene: "I am not interested. But hanks for the offer anyway!"
Me: "No problem. I hope you have a great birthday and I hope you can get an address soon. Back in my mid-twenties, I had this dream where I would just travel all the time and not have an address. That way I could save money on rent and utilities. My girlfriend at the time told me that means I would be homeless. So I waited to do that until after we broke up. Then I got married. Wives don't like not having an address. Too much instability I guess. So I guess I can understand how if I was going to send you a birthday present and you don't have an address how that could be a sensitive subject. I hope you have somewhere warm to stay and I wish you the best.
P.S. When you do get an address, let me know and I will FedEx you a Pig Pic free of charge. Don't think of it as a charity Pig Pic. I am just testing out the premium service and rewarding you because you helped inspire the idea."
THEIR RESPONSE:
Suddenly, I couldn't see Celene's Facebook profile anymore. Maybe in addition to not having an address, she doesn't have internet right now. Please pray for Celene- for the win!
NAME:
Celene Diamond
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:Celene: "HA! Thank you! Super Pig for the win! You can scan and post it here."
Me: "Cool. Where should I mail it?"
Celene: "I don't want it mailed. You can scan it and leave it here! thanks!"
Me: "You are welcome! However, the only way I send #PigPics is via USPS. Or, maybe I will try FedEx sometime. That could be like a premium service. Shipping via USPS is free. But FedEx would cost money. How much would you pay for that?"
Celene Diamond
WHAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING:
Birthday!
THE #PIGPIC THEY ASKED FOR:Celene: "HA! Thank you! Super Pig for the win! You can scan and post it here."
Me: "Cool. Where should I mail it?"
Celene: "I don't want it mailed. You can scan it and leave it here! thanks!"
Me: "You are welcome! However, the only way I send #PigPics is via USPS. Or, maybe I will try FedEx sometime. That could be like a premium service. Shipping via USPS is free. But FedEx would cost money. How much would you pay for that?"
Celene: "I am not interested. But hanks for the offer anyway!"
Me: "No problem. I hope you have a great birthday and I hope you can get an address soon. Back in my mid-twenties, I had this dream where I would just travel all the time and not have an address. That way I could save money on rent and utilities. My girlfriend at the time told me that means I would be homeless. So I waited to do that until after we broke up. Then I got married. Wives don't like not having an address. Too much instability I guess. So I guess I can understand how if I was going to send you a birthday present and you don't have an address how that could be a sensitive subject. I hope you have somewhere warm to stay and I wish you the best.
P.S. When you do get an address, let me know and I will FedEx you a Pig Pic free of charge. Don't think of it as a charity Pig Pic. I am just testing out the premium service and rewarding you because you helped inspire the idea."
Me: "No problem. I hope you have a great birthday and I hope you can get an address soon. Back in my mid-twenties, I had this dream where I would just travel all the time and not have an address. That way I could save money on rent and utilities. My girlfriend at the time told me that means I would be homeless. So I waited to do that until after we broke up. Then I got married. Wives don't like not having an address. Too much instability I guess. So I guess I can understand how if I was going to send you a birthday present and you don't have an address how that could be a sensitive subject. I hope you have somewhere warm to stay and I wish you the best.
P.S. When you do get an address, let me know and I will FedEx you a Pig Pic free of charge. Don't think of it as a charity Pig Pic. I am just testing out the premium service and rewarding you because you helped inspire the idea."
THEIR RESPONSE:
Suddenly, I couldn't see Celene's Facebook profile anymore. Maybe in addition to not having an address, she doesn't have internet right now. Please pray for Celene- for the win!
Final thoughts:
My wife and I recently got a fire pit. I am excited because I like burning things. She told me I am not allowed to use it to burn things for fun. I also can't burn yard waste. She said I can only burn wood when we have guests. I told her I totally understand where she is coming from. So I asked if it would be ok for me to have a separate hobo trash can fire to assuage all my pyromania needs. She said no. She said if I am going to burn trash, I have to go to the neighbors' house.
Our neighbors burn yard waste. She said it is ok for me to burn stuff there but she simultaneously worries they will burn our house down. That is when I attempted to appeal to her sense of safety: our fire pit is covered. So it would be safer to burn yard waste in that. She reiterated the fire pit is only to be used when we have guests- not for anything fun. Ergo, when we have guests, I will take them to the neighbors to burn stuff. That way we can have fun.
