Dunkin Donuts Survey 1: Poems

comedian jake sharon
loves Dunkin Donuts
more than this bunny baby.
Hi!  I'm Jake!

Besides being a comedian
I am also a poet.
That's a fact
I bet you didn't know it.

I go to Dunkin Donuts a lot.
I write reviews about the donuts I got.

When I write reviews
Sometimes I make them rhyme.
Below are some reviews.
Please read them, buddy.



COFFEE and DONUTS

by jake sharon

Coffee and Donuts
by Jake Sharon
A Dunkin Donuts Guest Satisfaction Survey that is also a poem.



SLIM

a poem by jake sharon

SLIM
by Jake Sharon
A Dunkin Donuts Guest Satisfaction Survey that is also a poem.




KABLAM

an incoherent customer survey by jake sharon

Kablam!
51 is how many states we'd have in America
if Dunkin Donuts was also a state.
Kablam!


VOICE OF THE MOTHERDUNKIN PEOPLE

a bonus poem by jake sharon

Comedian Jake Sharon takes donut surveys
Therefore, he is the voice of the MotherDunkin People
Female people
Rich people
Old people
Hispanic or Latino
Asian or Pacific Islander
Progress is 80%.
MotherDunk You!


When Comedian Jake Sharon takes a Dunkin Donuts Guest Satisfaction Survey,
Comedian Jake Sharon is everybody.
Kablam!




CONCLUSION

Not all Dunkin Donuts guest satisfaction surveys are helpful.  Fortunately, Jake Sharon's poems are.

Bye!  I'm Jake!



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