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| comedian jake sharon loves Dunkin Donuts more than this bunny baby. |
Besides being a comedian
I am also a poet.
That's a fact
I bet you didn't know it.
I go to Dunkin Donuts a lot.
I write reviews about the donuts I got.
When I write reviews
Sometimes I make them rhyme.
Below are some reviews.
Please read them, buddy.
COFFEE and DONUTS
by jake sharon
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| Coffee and Donuts by Jake Sharon A Dunkin Donuts Guest Satisfaction Survey that is also a poem. |
SLIM
a poem by jake sharon
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| SLIM by Jake Sharon A Dunkin Donuts Guest Satisfaction Survey that is also a poem. |
KABLAM
an incoherent customer survey by jake sharon
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| Kablam! 51 is how many states we'd have in America if Dunkin Donuts was also a state. Kablam! |
VOICE OF THE MOTHERDUNKIN PEOPLE
a bonus poem by jake sharon
Therefore, he is the voice of the MotherDunkin People
Female people
Rich people
Old people
Hispanic or Latino
Asian or Pacific Islander
Progress is 80%.
MotherDunk You!
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| When Comedian Jake Sharon takes a Dunkin Donuts Guest Satisfaction Survey, Comedian Jake Sharon is everybody. Kablam! |
CONCLUSION
Not all Dunkin Donuts guest satisfaction surveys are helpful. Fortunately, Jake Sharon's poems are.
Bye! I'm Jake!
