NEGATIVE:
My wife is at work earning money for the family! I have always been the sole provider, but now I have an amazing wife to help carry the load! Go team Sharon!
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| NEGATIVE: This isn't super clever. POSITIVE: That's ok. I like to doodle. |
Comedy is a weird job where I am my own boss. When 'my boss' tells me to take a nap because I had a late show last night, I feel guilty. My wife is working and I'm taking naps! Not cool!
I never felt guilty about a nap when I was single! That was one of the reasons I became a comedian- so I could nap whenever I wanted!
But now that I'm part of a team, I feel bad about taking naps! It's really hard to sleep when you feel guilty!
CONCLUSION:
I need a time machine so I can take naps in the past when I'm single. I'll send single, energetic, twenty-something Jake to do all my work now. That way, nobody feels guilty about naps, and aimless 26-year-old Jake can feel like he is accomplishing something.
Bye! I'm Jake!
