Hi! I'm Jake!
I put on my pigtails and went for a drive. Naturally, I wrote a poem about it- and turned that into a music video.
I put on my pigtails and went for a drive. Naturally, I wrote a poem about it- and turned that into a music video.
Below are the Pigtail Man poem and the Pigtail Man music video.
by Jake Sharon
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Comedian Jake Sharon has a drivers license. |
I'm driving. I'm driving.
I'm driving and I'm wearing pigtails.
Eee!
I'm driving and I have pigtails.
Woo woo!
Pigtails in the morning.
Pigtails in the morning.
Pigtails in the morneen.
Pigtails in the morning.
Ha ha ha.
I could be anyone- but today, I'm pigtail man.
And right now, I'm driving.
SUMMARY:
The weird thing is my wife had to suggest that next time we do #PigPics Live, I should wear pigtails and go as Pigtail Man. That is smart. I did not even put that together. I guess I just have a lot of pig-related stuff going on.
Bye! I'm Jake!