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| Jake Sharon is so sorry. |
If you are reading this, then that means I have done something awful. So, I'm here to apologize.
In a desperate attempt to make up for the shameful act I must have committed, below is an equally shameful video my wife recorded of me dancing.
This is a truly embarrassing video that may cost me any respect I have left. Not that I will ever run for elected office, but this video will ensure that I can't. I am sharing this video with you because I have wronged you and you deserve joy at my expense.
Sorry,
Jake
