NO TV Day 4

NO TV BUDDIES!
NO TV FOR US
TIL MARCH 30!
Hi!  I'm Jake!

MY SUPPORTIVE WIFE!
Good news! I talked with my wife and she is giving up TV until May 30 too!  All right!  It is so important to have a workout buddy- or in this case, a NO TV buddy!

Honestly, since she has a day job, it will probably be less of a sacrifice for her.  But it is still nice to have a supportive NO TV BUDDY.

WHAT I HAVE DONE TODAY INSTEAD OF TV:

  • I took my wife to work.  Because of the centimeter of snow in Austin, she got to go to work 3 hours late.  Yay!  Snow day!
  • I finally got the oil changed on my car.  While getting my oil changed, instead of watching Netflix on my phone, I listened to my most recent stand-up comedy set.  I ad-lib a LOT.  So it is important for me to hear the good ad-libs (so I can keep them in my act) and the bad ad-libs (so I can never say that foolish garbage again)!
  • Also, I went to Hobby Lobby-without my wife!  When I go to Hobby Lobby with my wife, it takes all day.  She loves yarn!  Because she was not there, I was in and out in 10 minutes.  Ten minutes at Hobby Lobby! That's like 10 minutes preparing for a shuttle launch! So I saved time by not watching TV, and I saved even MORE time by going to Hobby Lobby without my wife!  Double whammy!
  • Lastly,  am getting gas.  I need gas to go to my gig in Beaumont, TX tomorrow!  Don't waste time watching your TV.  Join me at a comedy show!

Check me out tomorrow in Beaumont Texas!
With Chance Royce!

IN CONCLUSION:
I am getting a bunch of little things done from my to-do list that would have otherwise stacked up.  I am being super productive- and I even got to sleep in!  Sweet day! Lick my bottomhole, TV!

Bye!  I'm Jake!


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