|My wife makes good food.|
I make inconsistent coffee.
Holy Crap! This is the longest I have gone without watching TV since I was a baby. As I recall, there was a boob tube connected to my test tube. I don't know how third world country adults get by without a constant feed of yuks from the tv and entertaining misinformation from their news sources. Anyway, I have gone a week. Yay!
This morning, here in Austin, I slipped on the ice, landed on my elbows. There: I just blew your mind! I bet you didn't think we had ice in Austin. Well, today we do. Because of a quarter inch of ice on our windshield, they canceled school here. My wife got to go into work 2 hours late. Right after dropping her off, I slipped on the ice- right in front of her work. All this stuff is very disorienting. Angry about landing on my elbows, and disoriented from the anger, I forgot to run to the post office. Instead I grumbled and apologized to the heavens for all my foul language.
When I got home, I poured out the mediocre version of french press coffee I made my wife. She told me she wasn't going to drink it. I eat whatever she puts in front of me- no questions asked. But she will not drink my bad coffee. Then again, her food is pretty good! Anyway, I poured out the coffee, nursed my wounds, looked at the wet street stain on my butt. I just wanted to relax and turn on the TV, chill out for a sec. But I didn't. Instead, I am typing this.
It's weird to think that because I slipped, I almost slipped with the TV thing.
Bye! I'm Jake!