Down with Artificial Tooth Enamel!

HI!  I'm Jake!

In the style of The Battery Podcast, today I am sharing the positives and negatives of artificial tooth enamel.  Hooray!


POSITIVE:
Japanese scientists recently formulated a "super-thin mineral film"* that simulates tooth enamel. So, instead of constantly filling my cavities, in a few years, dentists will be able to just put a patch on them. Hooray!  Now I can eat more candy without feeling bad about it!

NEGATIVE:
They are going to put chemicals in my mouth because I am too lazy to brush my teeth well and because I am a candy glutton.  Now that they have a quick fix for my bad habits, I will probably start eating more candy Pretty soon I'll be just another fat American like the rest of you. Thanks, Japan!  Thanks for nothing!

CONCLUSION:
We need to save the Japanese some trouble:  We should just pull out all of our teeth.  That way we can't chew candy so we don't get fat- and we don't get cavities!  Yay!

Bye!  I'm Jake!

*Source: http://www.geekosystem.com/artificial-tooth-enamel/

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