HI! I'm Jake!
In the style of The Battery Podcast, today I am sharing the positives and negatives of artificial tooth enamel. Hooray!
POSITIVE:
Japanese scientists recently formulated a "super-thin mineral film"* that simulates tooth enamel. So, instead of constantly filling my cavities, in a few years, dentists will be able to just put a patch on them. Hooray! Now I can eat more candy without feeling bad about it!
NEGATIVE:
They are going to put chemicals in my mouth because I am too lazy to brush my teeth well and because I am a candy glutton. Now that they have a quick fix for my bad habits, I will probably start eating more candy Pretty soon I'll be just another fat American like the rest of you. Thanks, Japan! Thanks for nothing!
CONCLUSION:
We need to save the Japanese some trouble: We should just pull out all of our teeth. That way we can't chew candy so we don't get fat- and we don't get cavities! Yay!
Bye! I'm Jake!
*Source: http://www.geekosystem.com/artificial-tooth-enamel/
