Squid Bags Diminishing Returns!

Hi!  I'm Jake!

I know it has been a minute since I have written anything in this blog.  I just got married.  That's a good excuse.  You can hear all about how I scratched my eyeball that week by listening to episode 47 of The Battery Podcast here: 


Down to business:

NEGATIVE:
Guess what: the law of diminishing returns applies to bags of dried squid!

Last year, I drove a Craigslist Rideshare from Seattle to Denver.  He offered me a weird snack: dried squid.  I tried some.  It was surprisingly delicious!

This year, I wanted some more, but I couldn't find them in Austin. Fortunately, I was super psyched to find them on Amazon.com.  I ordered a 6 pack of Wel Pak, Saki Ika dried squid. 
I really enjoyed eating the 1st squid bag. I kind of enjoyed eating the 2nd squid bag. However, by the time I got to the 3rd squid bag, I was sick of them. Now I have 3.5 more gross squid bags that I do not want to eat. Has this ever happened to you? I hope not.

POSITIVE:

I now have 3.5 bags of nasty snacks to give to the homeless.

Also, Christmas is coming.  I haven't bought my new wife any presents yet- or have I?

Bye!  I'm Jake!




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