I'm on my honeymoon right now! Don't worry. I am not actually typing this from our honeymoon suite. I wrote it ahead of time and scheduled it to be published while I was away (so you wouldn't have to miss me). I didn't spend a crap ton of money on my honeymoon just to sit at a computer and blog to you. No offense. I like you, but I am in the ocean where internet costs $1.00 per minute. Plus, right now, I am probably doing it (sex).
|look at all these friggin shoes!|
What's worse is she made me bring 4 pairs of shoes! That's like a year's worth of shoes for me!
Anyway, I'll tell you all about our shoe trip- I mean honeymoon- when we get back. Well, I probably won't tell you the sexy stuff. But, I'll have pictures (not of the sexy stuff).
Bye! I'm Jake!